The sidewalk is for pedestrians.
Photo by Retiring Guy
Pet peeves payback: Don't park like an idiot. (Morning Call, 3/14/2016)
One of the funniest pranks I've seen involved a local public official and two of my friends.
They got their hands on a book of parking tickets, and over a period of weeks, they began putting warnings on this guy's car all over town for a series of nonsensical violations, including "Parking Too Far From the Curb," "Parking Too Close to the Curb," "Noncollaborative Vehicular Slant," "Unapproved Tire Iron," "Unattractive Hubcaps" and, my favorite, "Obstructed Windshield-Bugs."