Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Adventures in OWI Pizza Warming

Police: Man arrested twice for OWI within minutes in Sturtevant. (, 5/7/2015) 
Minutes later, the man was reportedly back behind the wheel of his car, attempting to leave the area while warming up his pizza on the dashboard of his car.
Literally, I had to picture this.

Of course, in this case it could have been just a slice being warmed up.  As I see it, a whole pie requires regular turning, depending upon the location of the dashboard vents.

Optimum control settings.

The offender's blood-alcohol count was not given in the brief report.

But we do know that his cooking skills were significantly affected.

Source:  B.R.A.D.

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