Police: Man arrested twice for OWI within minutes in Sturtevant. (Madison.com, 5/7/2015)
Minutes later, the man was reportedly back behind the wheel of his car, attempting to leave the area while warming up his pizza on the dashboard of his car.Literally, I had to picture this.
Of course, in this case it could have been just a slice being warmed up. As I see it, a whole pie requires regular turning, depending upon the location of the dashboard vents.
Optimum control settings.
The offender's blood-alcohol count was not given in the brief report.
But we do know that his cooking skills were significantly affected.