Tuesday, December 30, 2014

The Deluxe 12-Roll Toilet Paper Dispenser

Photo by Retiring Guy

Consider the research possibilities.

Picture these contenders for the 2016 Republican Presidential nomination, each with his own roll.  (Listed in alphabetical order.)
  1. Jeb Bush
  2. Ben Carson
  3. Chris Christie
  4. Ted Cruz
  5. Mike Huckabee
  6. Bobby Jindal
  7. Rand Paul
  8. Rick Perry
  9. Marco Rubio
  10. Paul Ryan
  11. Rick Santorum
  12. Scott Walker

In this case, the first to reach the cardboard tube should probably decide to bow out of the race.

Or toilet paper manufacturers could research color preferences, if they ever decide to go that route again.

But you'd have to triple the number of "bath-towels colors" that Delsey offered once upon a time.

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