Monday, June 10, 2013

Skip the Line at this Amusement Park at Your Own Risk

Yeah, Freddy, life was much simpler 50 years ago.



At Theme Parks, a V.I.P. Ticket to Ride. (The New York Times, 6/9/2013)

What you get with Universal Studios Hollywood's $299 V.I.P. ticket,
  • Valet parking
  • Breakfast in a luxury lounge
  • Special access to Universal’s back lot
  • Unlimited line-skipping
  • A fancy lunch. V.I.P. '
  • “Amenity kits” 
    • Mints
    • Poncho to wear on the “Jurassic Park” water ride 
    • Bottles of hand sanitizer

Dear Plutocrats, you probably want to be sure that Bruno Antony isn't in the plebeian line you keep skipping.

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